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illumahottie:

I’m dying.
dripping-adorableness:

This tweet went from a philosopher to a real nigga in less than 140 characters.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls
irresponsibleambition:

isseymiyucky:

The Boulevardes’ lmaooo if this ain’t the truth ;!

I HATE YALL
nouume:

Tatt 🌊
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